What now?

So hello Internet and all my millions of readers! Ok maybe not a million but l'm going to pretend there is a wide audience out there interested in the inter workings of my not so remotely boring life. Let's see now, where to begin? The blog will serve the purpose of chronicling my new found singleness, unemployment, gay-ness and otherwise complete lack of direction in my life. 

I am 32, overweight and getting an excellent start on the road to being completely gray. I recently signed divorce papers with my husband of 9 years, came out as gay and quit my monotonous soul sucking job serving lattes to over privileged middle class white suburbanites. The benefits were top rate but the pay and stress level negated them. What will I do now? I have absolutely no idea! I have a running list of possibilities but I'll get to those in later blog posts. For now I'm moving into my own apartment in the 'burbs and am ready to get a new start in life. I have about three days left in my parents guest room before I the real journey begins. Ready? Set? Go!